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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Random Chat Troll




Troll Starts at the bottom of the post


and the volume is 512 inches

You:

but it is 25 inches

You:

oh ok so i had to mark my dick and move the ruler up a couple of times

Friend:

lund dala to tu nikla

Friend:

badi majboot

Friend

teri maa ki chut

You:

I could send you pictures too

Friend:

teri maa ka bhosada

You:

do you want size erect or not erected?

You:

hold on let me bring up ruler on google

Friend:

is ur dick as small as ant dick, you hav to search for it on google

You:

?

You:

according to google I am a raging homo, u mad bro>

You:

just got to google it for a sec.
You:

let me check

Friend:

r u homo

You:

just got to google it for a sec.

you:

let me check

Friend:

r u boy

You:

ok hold on dont e so restless gotta take it out

You:

friend?

Friend:

chaman lauda foda gota

You:

ok

You:

oh you want to see my dick

You:

friend?

Friend:

chaman lauda foda gota

You:

friend?

Friend:

what do you mean

You:

friend?

Friend:

r u there

Friend:

what is ur name

Friend:
why not

You:
friend?

Friend:
hi

You:
friend?

You:
hey
Friend:
hello

Monday, May 16, 2011

Apple Image Troll

I Think We All Have This....

Not a troll really interesting

Unknown Fact: #23

Calorie Chart Troll

How Many Calories You Burn During...

Cleverbot Troll


How do you feel about hamsters?
You and richard gere, always with the hamsters.
You and richard gere, always with the hamsters.
I like hamsters.
I like hamsters.
So you like me?
So you like me?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
No?
No?
Yes.
Penis.
I don't talk about those.
Vagina?
I'd rather not talk about such things, if you don't mind.

More Trolls

Guys remember you can all ways send new troll so the website, or my email. But make sure they are good.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

you-tube troll

This is an amazing troll from you-tube, just wait it takes a while for it to load.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

1man2needles.com Troll


me
Hey dude
look I found a website that gives all the answers to our hw
!
brian
OMG REALLYH???
me
yeah its called1man2needles.com
i made it
brian
omg so cool lemme c!!!
WTF
MAN
U FAG
me
?
brian
FAGGGOOOOTTT
me
oh my bad i meant1man2needles.org
u mad bro?
brian
fuck off

Urine Liquid Cooling

Do you want a cool computer with a liquid cooling system but can't afford it? Well look no further a very cheap alternative to this mechanism is available via Troll Center. The wiring and everything is pretty much the same as any other computer with a liquid cooling system. However the only different thing is that there is a tube coming out of the computer with the diameter of about 1.5 inches. This tube is intended for the user to urinate into it so that the urine could be used for cooling the computer. So as you might be able to see this system is virtually the same as a regular cooling system, but runs on urine. However there is one problem which is that occasionally you might not have to pee and there is not enough urine to cool the computer, so the computer comes free with a blower (a person who will blow your computer for you). To get more information about this system and order please visit this website.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Dead

So as most of us already know Osama Bin Laden took a bullet to the head over the weekend, at around 3PM central time. Osama is a terrorist who has been reining terror and is behind the 9/11 attacks. Even though he is a really bad man he is very famous for the videos he makes. So here is the troll.  Obviously he must have know that he would die at some point and everyone would be celebrating it and it would be all over the news. So  it would be an epic troll if he made a video denying his death and saying that he is alive and making that video, and give it to his "people" so they could spread it upon his death.

Good Thinking

Hi readers, it's Adam. Now on a non-troll related note, here is my personal blog that you might find very funny: Good Thinking. Like troll center, it is all about killing time, and is updated regularly.