Steve Jobs is dead. One of the greatest men among us has died today, that man is Steve Jobs. There have been both comments and posts on this blog regarding this man, I ask that all of them are disregarded. I ask this as Steve Jobs was a big game changer in the arena of gadgets and has kicked off the evolution of MP3 players, smart phones and other devices. Because of this I believe it is wrong to criticize such a great man when he has passed away, lets put away the negatives and look at the positives.

RIP Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs Troll

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Trolling at a New LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!

Random Chat Troll

Troll Starts at the bottom of the post

and the volume is 512 inches

You:
but it is 25 inches

You:
oh ok so i had to mark my dick and move the ruler up a couple of times

Friend:
lund dala to tu nikla

Friend:
badi majboot

Friend
teri maa ki chut

You:
I could send you pictures too

Friend:
teri maa ka bhosada

You:
do you want size erect or not erected?

You:
hold on let me bring up ruler on google

Friend:
is ur dick as small as ant dick, you hav to search for it on google

You:
?

You:
according to google I am a raging homo, u mad bro>

You:

just got to google it for a sec.
You:
let me check

Friend:
r u homo

You:
just got to google it for a sec.

you:
let me check

Friend:
r u boy

You:
ok hold on dont e so restless gotta take it out

You:
friend?

Friend:
chaman lauda foda gota

You:
ok

You:
oh you want to see my dick

You:
friend?

Friend:
chaman lauda foda gota

You:
friend?

Friend:
what do you mean

You:
friend?

Friend:
r u there

Friend:
what is ur name

Friend:
why not

You:
friend?

Friend:
hi

You:
friend?

You:
hey
Friend:
hello

Apple Image Troll

Not a troll really interesting

Calorie Chart Troll

Cleverbot Troll

How do you feel about hamsters?

You and richard gere, always with the hamsters.

You and richard gere, always with the hamsters.

I like hamsters.

I like hamsters.

So you like me? So you like me? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No? No? Yes. Penis. I don't talk about those. Vagina? I'd rather not talk about such things, if you don't mind.

More Trolls

Guys remember you can all ways send new troll so the website, or my email. But make sure they are good.

you-tube troll

This is an amazing troll from you-tube, just wait it takes a while for it to load.

1man2needles.com Troll

me

Hey dude

look I found a website that gives all the answers to our hw

!

brian

OMG REALLYH???

me

yeah its called1man2needles.com

i made it

brian

omg so cool lemme c!!!

WTF

MAN

U FAG

me

?

brian

FAGGGOOOOTTT

me

oh my bad i meant1man2needles.org

u mad bro?

brian

fuck off

Urine Liquid Cooling

Do you want a cool computer with a liquid cooling system but can't afford it? Well look no further a very cheap alternative to this mechanism is available via Troll Center. The wiring and everything is pretty much the same as any other computer with a liquid cooling system. However the only different thing is that there is a tube coming out of the computer with the diameter of about 1.5 inches. This tube is intended for the user to urinate into it so that the urine could be used for cooling the computer. So as you might be able to see this system is virtually the same as a regular cooling system, but runs on urine. However there is one problem which is that occasionally you might not have to pee and there is not enough urine to cool the computer, so the computer comes free with a blower (a person who will blow your computer for you). To get more information about this system and order please visit this website.

Laptop Charger Troll

Osama Bin Laden Dead

So as most of us already know Osama Bin Laden took a bullet to the head over the weekend, at around 3PM central time. Osama is a terrorist who has been reining terror and is behind the 9/11 attacks. Even though he is a really bad man he is very famous for the videos he makes. So here is the troll.  Obviously he must have know that he would die at some point and everyone would be celebrating it and it would be all over the news. So  it would be an epic troll if he made a video denying his death and saying that he is alive and making that video, and give it to his "people" so they could spread it upon his death.

Good Thinking

Hi readers, it's Adam. Now on a non-troll related note, here is my personal blog that you might find very funny: Good Thinking. Like troll center, it is all about killing time, and is updated regularly.

Easy Trollin'

This picture is full of nothing but "awesome" links to send your friend. Now anyone can be a troll!

Thanks trollers,

Adam

Internet Troll

I must be so lucky, this just popped up, but I don't know exactly how to spend it. I mean it is one whole internet. If you have any idea please comment.

Tennis Troll

In Tennis sometimes it is hard to distinguish whether a ball is on the court thus in, or off the court and out. People have put numerous hours of designing devices which can detect the position of the ball. However I have found a better solution. In order to distinguish whether the ball is on the court or off the court, if one digs a very deep hole around the perimeter of the court, if the ball is out, it will fall into the large hole, and there will be no disagreement on whether the ball was out or not. This also addresses another problem which is common in tennis. Player tend to hit ball that are out, and at times rally the dead ball, this can waste a lot of time during a tennis game.. With this system if one tries to hit a ball which is out of he court he or she will fall into the bottomless hole and hope fully dying for being an asshole and trying to play the dead ball.

Apple is Ripping People Off Troll

• Hi, my name is Holly F. Welcome to Apple!
• Hello. How are you?
• so what is this i hear about the 3d ipad?
• Can you clarify?
• Your interest in the iPad is awesome! Have you ever experienced the ease of Multi-Touch? You’ll absolutely love it! With the tap of a finger, you can open up any application. It’s so easy! Our newest iPad has a new design - its 33% thinner and up to 15% lighter. It now has a dual core A5 chip for faster performance. It also has two cameras for FaceTime video, HD recording and PhotoBooth!
• ok idc
• about the new ipad
• i just wanna know if there is going to be a 3d ipad
• While I do not have any information on unreleased products, I am happy to answer any questions that you have about our current products.
• yes current product=ipad
• question=is there going to be a 3d ipad?
• this is very simple
• Apple does not comment on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions before the official announcement. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• To stay up to date on Apple news, visit apple.com/hotnews.
• ok so you are telling me this
• that apple is withholding information from its customers?
• why is this?
• so apple could be one big lie but, noone knows b/c they dont comment on rumors
• We find out about products the same time you do. If you would like to shop today here online I am happy to asssit you.
• ok so let me deepen the question here
• apple is withholding infromation from me
• so that i will buy their products such as the first gen. ipad
• but a few months from when i baught it it would be a piece of shit because, apple witholded info from me
• and added one feature to it like a camera?
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• Are you interested in the iPad?
• in other words
• buy our product which will be horrible in a couple of months
• so that you will have to buy another
• one
• does this seem fair to you?
• because to me this seems like chaos
• I am very sorry you are upset
• Yeah you should be, because apple is a bunch of bull shit
• and you keep on asking me weather i want to buy an ipad
• Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering chat service to assist our customers.
• I am
• And based on what you have told me
• in a couple of months
• when apple comes out with the 3rd ipad
• with three cameras
• and the A6 chip
• this revolutionary ipad 2 will be outdated and useless
• I did not say this.
• If you would like to make a purchase or have any questions on the iPads we have available now I am happy to assist you.
• I never said that you said that stuff
• i said based on what you have told me
• on tech blogs every day I read iPad this
• Do you have any product questions?
• iPad 3 is going to have this
• yes
• i do i am asking them right now
• I dont see why apple has to be such a greety little penis
• and not jsut come out with a perfected
• ipad
• and jsut sell that
• like any other normal company
• i'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
• and to tell you the truth most of these features that the iphone
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• yes
• and the ipad have right now
• they could have had many years ago, as the technology was available
• Are you shopping for any accessories for your iPad?
• Do you own the Camera Connection Kit?
• but just to make money apple rips its customers off ever day
• no
• i dont stop trying to change the subject
• This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
• this isn't right
• my comments are on a completely proffessional level
• bye.
• ok
• bye
• I am very sorry you are upset.
• yeah you should be
• and now you are ending this chat for now reason
• there is a vein in my forehead it is about to POP
• from anger
• Would you like help with your shopping?
• no
• Ia m very sorry you are unhappy.
• This chat is designed to assist our online shoppers.
• so who do I see if I think that apple is ripping people off?
• If you have ideas and comments I am happy to send you a link to our contact site.
• actualy right now i would love to get back to my hw
• but i will contact
• this type of chat again to get that information
• thank you for your time.
• Click here for the contact pages
• Let me know if that link works for you.
• You're very welcome!
• Is there any other shopping I can assist you with?
• While you are here is there any other items you may need? Do you have a birthday or event approaching that you may need a gift for a friend or loved one?
• wtf?
• i just got through
• saying that apple is ripping people off, and
• that i dont like it, it is horrible, and that the system is not right
• what makes you think that i would buy an apple product right now?
• I am sorry you are upset.
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• Let me recommend you leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
• Is there anything else I can help you with?
• no
• why are you trolling me?
• If you do not need assistance with your shopping I recommend you browse our site and chat back with us when you are ready to make your purchase.
• Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS> If you would like more help, please chat with us again.