Apple is Ripping People Off Troll

• Hi, my name is Holly F. Welcome to Apple!
• Hello. How are you?
• so what is this i hear about the 3d ipad?
• Can you clarify?
• Your interest in the iPad is awesome! Have you ever experienced the ease of Multi-Touch? You’ll absolutely love it! With the tap of a finger, you can open up any application. It’s so easy! Our newest iPad has a new design - its 33% thinner and up to 15% lighter. It now has a dual core A5 chip for faster performance. It also has two cameras for FaceTime video, HD recording and PhotoBooth!
• ok idc
• about the new ipad
• i just wanna know if there is going to be a 3d ipad
• While I do not have any information on unreleased products, I am happy to answer any questions that you have about our current products.
• yes current product=ipad
• question=is there going to be a 3d ipad?
• this is very simple
• Apple does not comment on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions before the official announcement. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• To stay up to date on Apple news, visit apple.com/hotnews.
• ok so you are telling me this
• that apple is withholding information from its customers?
• why is this?
• so apple could be one big lie but, noone knows b/c they dont comment on rumors
• We find out about products the same time you do. If you would like to shop today here online I am happy to asssit you.
• ok so let me deepen the question here
• apple is withholding infromation from me
• so that i will buy their products such as the first gen. ipad
• but a few months from when i baught it it would be a piece of shit because, apple witholded info from me
• and added one feature to it like a camera?
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• Are you interested in the iPad?
• in other words
• buy our product which will be horrible in a couple of months
• so that you will have to buy another
• one
• does this seem fair to you?
• because to me this seems like chaos
• I am very sorry you are upset
• Yeah you should be, because apple is a bunch of bull shit
• and you keep on asking me weather i want to buy an ipad
• Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering chat service to assist our customers.
• I am
• And based on what you have told me
• in a couple of months
• when apple comes out with the 3rd ipad
• with three cameras
• and the A6 chip
• this revolutionary ipad 2 will be outdated and useless
• I did not say this.
• If you would like to make a purchase or have any questions on the iPads we have available now I am happy to assist you.
• I never said that you said that stuff
• i said based on what you have told me
• on tech blogs every day I read iPad this
• Do you have any product questions?
• iPad 3 is going to have this
• yes
• i do i am asking them right now
• I dont see why apple has to be such a greety little penis
• and not jsut come out with a perfected
• ipad
• and jsut sell that
• like any other normal company
• i'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
• and to tell you the truth most of these features that the iphone
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• yes
• and the ipad have right now
• they could have had many years ago, as the technology was available
• Are you shopping for any accessories for your iPad?
• Do you own the Camera Connection Kit?
• but just to make money apple rips its customers off ever day
• no
• i dont stop trying to change the subject
• This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
• this isn't right
• my comments are on a completely proffessional level
• bye.
• ok
• bye
• I am very sorry you are upset.
• yeah you should be
• and now you are ending this chat for now reason
• there is a vein in my forehead it is about to POP
• from anger
• Would you like help with your shopping?
• no
• Ia m very sorry you are unhappy.
• This chat is designed to assist our online shoppers.
• so who do I see if I think that apple is ripping people off?
• If you have ideas and comments I am happy to send you a link to our contact site.
• actualy right now i would love to get back to my hw
• but i will contact
• this type of chat again to get that information
• thank you for your time.
• Click here for the contact pages
• Let me know if that link works for you.
• You're very welcome!
• Is there any other shopping I can assist you with?
• While you are here is there any other items you may need? Do you have a birthday or event approaching that you may need a gift for a friend or loved one?
• wtf?
• i just got through
• saying that apple is ripping people off, and
• that i dont like it, it is horrible, and that the system is not right
• what makes you think that i would buy an apple product right now?
• I am sorry you are upset.
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• Let me recommend you leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
• Is there anything else I can help you with?
• no
• why are you trolling me?
• If you do not need assistance with your shopping I recommend you browse our site and chat back with us when you are ready to make your purchase.
• Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS> If you would like more help, please chat with us again.

Monopoly Troll Continued

• You are chatting with Justin, an Apple Expert

• Hi, my name is Justin. Welcome to Apple!
• How are you doing?
• Hello
• How can I assist you today?
• so I am looking to create a monopoly of ipads, by buying the majority of ipads in productions. I am looking to at least dominate my city of Austin Texas. So I would love to buy 100 ipads, however this is just the start i am looking to ultimately buy 1000 ipads
• so can you help me order the 100 ipads?
• Are you looking to resell the iPads?
• No just start a monopoly
• Your best option will be to call our Corporate Gifting Department. They will be able to best assist you with this today.
• For information about the Apple Corporate Gifting and Rewards Program, call 1-877-275-IPOD.

Trolled Apple Again in Ezine

• You are chatting with Jordan, an Apple Expert

• Hi, my name is Jordan. Welcome to Apple!
• Hey there!
• Hello
• so i have talked to many apple representatives and they all say that i can not buy more than 2 ipads
• i think they are lying
• Yes, that is correct.
• Yeah i knew
• it
• those little pieces of shit they were lying to me
• so ok i would like to order 100
• Even if your order goes through our system it is going to get canceled on the back end.
• black 64 GB
• ipads
• We check name, address, card, apple ID.
• so you hacked the system to reject my order of 100 ipads just so your lie would stand?
• No, an automated system checks all of this before orders are shipped.
• 2 per customer.
• So you set up and automated system?
• no wonder you dont reply fast
• you are making little support beams for your lies
• I have no idea what you are talking about?
• you are lying to me
• about 2 ipads per person
• There is no conspiracy to keep you from getting 100 iPads. Our policy is quite clearly 2 per customer.
• i bet this is one bit joke to all of you guys
• no you just dont want me to have 100 ipads
• We stop your order for more than 2 on the back end because people try to place larger orders, knowing that they are not supposed to do so.
• its not funny man
• yeah
• you stop my order because you dont want me to have 100 ipads
• does everyone at apple take their job as a joke?
• We have enough demand problems as it is with 2 ipads per customer.
• Why are you making shit up? like seriously who actually buys ipads?
• all I want is to buy 100 ipads
• and you are not letting me do so because you are lying to me about some deman shit that doesn't even make sense
• Why do you want 100 ipads?
• I am not lying to you.
• You are making lie after lie
• and it is not cool
• and if you must know i am
• trying to create a monopoly of ipads to where i buy the majority of the ipads in productions
• I have 5 so far
• Exactly why we do not want you purchasing 100.
• I can purchase however many ipads as I want
• for whatever reason I want, it is a free country man like wtf?
• do you hate freedom is that the problem?
• my founding fothers came to this country with the hopes of freedom
• and equality
• You are crazy!
• dont you insult me
• this is a two way street
• you are a penis
• how do you like it huh?
• now as i was saying my foudnign fathers came to this country
• with the dream of freedom and equality, but you are crushing their dreams
• of equality and freedom by not letting me buy 100 ipads
• Time for me to end this chat. Have a good day.

FIrst Apple Troll

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