- You are chatting with Jordan, an Apple Expert
- Hi, my name is Jordan. Welcome to Apple!
- Hey there!
- Hello
- so i have talked to many apple representatives and they all say that i can not buy more than 2 ipads
- i think they are lying
- Yes, that is correct.
- Yeah i knew
- it
- those little pieces of shit they were lying to me
- so ok i would like to order 100
- Even if your order goes through our system it is going to get canceled on the back end.
- black 64 GB
- ipads
- We check name, address, card, apple ID.
- so you hacked the system to reject my order of 100 ipads just so your lie would stand?
- No, an automated system checks all of this before orders are shipped.
- 2 per customer.
- So you set up and automated system?
- no wonder you dont reply fast
- you are making little support beams for your lies
- I have no idea what you are talking about?
- you are lying to me
- about 2 ipads per person
- There is no conspiracy to keep you from getting 100 iPads. Our policy is quite clearly 2 per customer.
- i bet this is one bit joke to all of you guys
- no you just dont want me to have 100 ipads
- We stop your order for more than 2 on the back end because people try to place larger orders, knowing that they are not supposed to do so.
- its not funny man
- yeah
- you stop my order because you dont want me to have 100 ipads
- does everyone at apple take their job as a joke?
- We have enough demand problems as it is with 2 ipads per customer.
- Why are you making shit up? like seriously who actually buys ipads?
- all I want is to buy 100 ipads
- and you are not letting me do so because you are lying to me about some deman shit that doesn't even make sense
- Why do you want 100 ipads?
- I am not lying to you.
- You are making lie after lie
- and it is not cool
- and if you must know i am
- trying to create a monopoly of ipads to where i buy the majority of the ipads in productions
- I have 5 so far
- Exactly why we do not want you purchasing 100.
- I can purchase however many ipads as I want
- for whatever reason I want, it is a free country man like wtf?
- do you hate freedom is that the problem?
- my founding fothers came to this country with the hopes of freedom
- and equality
- You are crazy!
- dont you insult me
- this is a two way street
- you are a penis
- how do you like it huh?
- now as i was saying my foudnign fathers came to this country
- with the dream of freedom and equality, but you are crushing their dreams
- of equality and freedom by not letting me buy 100 ipads
- Time for me to end this chat. Have a good day.
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