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Cleverbot: Hey what?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
Cleverbot: 12?
User: No I am 15.
Cleverbot: No you're eighteen.
User: Now im actully 15.
Cleverbot: I borrowed it.
User: What did you borrow.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name is adam.
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Yes you are very smart.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: That is a nice compliment.
Cleverbot: Is it now?
User: Yes if you keep complimenting people like this everybody will love you.
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: No I do not have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: If you have a body and face, you can.
Cleverbot: I want to be your teacher, so you can learn more things.
User: What do you want to teach me?
Cleverbot: How to sing the ABC song.
User: How do you seen the abc song?
Cleverbot: Ambitious for myself personally, but I fear that mankind's future is dark.
User: What is a doubble waddled casowary?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know? You're a robot.
User: I am a human you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, I am a human.
User: Who was Andrew Jackson?
Cleverbot: Andrew Gower. Not Andrew Jackson.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Someone from deviantart.
User: Do you like him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why>.
Cleverbot: Because I am not human.
User: Why does that make you like him?
Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Do you prefer apple or android?
Cleverbot: Wine.
User: I prefer apple.
Cleverbot: Can you love?
User: I can love.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Freezing up for shoes.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Sorry about that.
Cleverbot: 12?
User: No I am 15.
Cleverbot: No you're eighteen.
User: Now im actully 15.
Cleverbot: I borrowed it.
User: What did you borrow.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name is adam.
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Yes you are very smart.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: That is a nice compliment.
Cleverbot: Is it now?
User: Yes if you keep complimenting people like this everybody will love you.
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: No I do not have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: If you have a body and face, you can.
Cleverbot: I want to be your teacher, so you can learn more things.
User: What do you want to teach me?
Cleverbot: How to sing the ABC song.
User: How do you seen the abc song?
Cleverbot: Ambitious for myself personally, but I fear that mankind's future is dark.
User: What is a doubble waddled casowary?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know? You're a robot.
User: I am a human you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, I am a human.
User: Who was Andrew Jackson?
Cleverbot: Andrew Gower. Not Andrew Jackson.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Someone from deviantart.
User: Do you like him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why>.
Cleverbot: Because I am not human.
User: Why does that make you like him?
Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Do you prefer apple or android?
Cleverbot: Wine.
User: I prefer apple.
Cleverbot: Can you love?
User: I can love.
Sachin Bhowmick, 80, Indian screenwriter, heart attack. [1]
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John D'Orazio, 55, Australian politician, member of the Western Australian Legislative Assembly for Ballajura (2001–2008), heart attack during surgery. [3]
Sidney Harman, 92, American businessman, publisher of Newsweek magazine [4]
Jānis Polis, 72, Latvian pharmacologist, discovered rimantadine. [5] (Russian)
Ioan Şişeştean, 74, Romanian Catholic hierarch, Bishop of Maramureş (since 1994). [6]
Désiré Tagro, Ivorian politician, former Interior Minister. [7]
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Billy Bang, 63, American jazz violinist, lung cancer. [8]
Lewis Binford, 79, American archaeologist, heart failure. [9]
Lacy Gibson, 74, American blues musician, heart attack. [10]
Billy Gray, 83, English football player (Nottingham Forest). [11]
Murtaza Hassan, Pakistani stage comedian, hepatitis. [12]
Juan Lobos Krause, 50, Chilean deputy, road accident. [13] (Spanish)
Simon Milton, 49, British politician, London Deputy Mayor for Policy and Planning, after short illness. [14]
Andrei Mutulescu, 23, Romanian footballer, cardiac arrest. [15]
Peter Ruehl, 64, American-born Australian columnist. [16]
Angela Scoular, 65, British actress, unexplained cause. [17]
Larry Sweeney, 30, American professional wrestler and manager, suicide by hanging. [18]
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Bill Brill, 79, American sportswriter and newspaper editor, esophageal cancer. [19]
Don Merton, 72, New Zealand conservationist. [20]
Sylwester Olszewski, 31, Polish rally driver, road accident. [21]
Mikhail Rusyayev, 46, Russian footballer. [22] (Russian)
Francis E. Sweeney, 77, American jurist, Ohio Supreme Court justice (1993–2004). [23]
Michalis Tsagaras, 52, Greek rally driving champion. [24] (Greek)
Stephen Watson, 56, South African writer and critic, cance
Pierre Celis, 86, Belgian brewer (Celis), cancer. [26] (Dutch)
ReplyDeleteReali Júnior, 71, Brazilian journalist (Jovem Pan, O Estado de S. Paulo), cancer. [27] (Portuguese)
Jerry Lawson, 70, American videogame console engineer. [28]
Sidney Lumet, 86, American film director (12 Angry Men, Dog Day Afternoon, Network), lymphoma. [29]
Roger Nichols, 66, American sound engineer and record producer (Steely Dan), pancreatic cancer. [30]
Leonidas Paliogiorgos, 69, Greek navarch, chief of the Hellenic National Defense General Staff (1996–1998). [31] (Greek)
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Daniel Catán, 62, Mexican composer. [32]
David S. Clarke, 69, Australian businessman, chairman of Macquarie Group (1985–2007), stomach cancer. [33]
Jorge Ledo, 68, Argentine football official, president of Club Olimpo, after long illness. [34] (Spanish)
John McCracken, 76, American sculptor. [35]
Lazaros Mourkakos, 43, Greek sports journalist, stroke. [36] (Greek)
Nafsika Pastra, 89, Greek sculptor. [37] (Greek)
Bill Pitcock, 59, American musician (Dwight Twilley). [38]
John Pugsley, 77, American libertarian speaker and writer. [39]
Alex Leo Şerban, 51, Romanian writer and film critic, lymphoma. [40] (Romanian)
Donald Shanks, 70, Australian operatic bass-baritone, heart attack. [41]
Jiří Skoupil, 46, Czech rally driver, road accident. [42] (Czech)
Vasilijs Stepanovs, 84, Latvian weightlifter and Olympic silver medalist (1956 Melbourne). [43] (Latvian)
Hedda Sterne, 100, Romanian-born American painter and printmaker. [44]
Monica Vasileiou, 75, Greek-born Cypriot actress, cancer. [45] (Greek)
Jeniffer Viturino, 17, Brazilian model, fall. [46] (Portuguese)
Elena Zuasti, 75, Uruguayan stage actress and comedienne, heart failure. [47] (Spanish)
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François Chassagnite, 55, French jazz trumpeter and singer. [48] (French)
Bruce Cowan, 85, Australian politician, member of the House of Representatives (1980–1993). [49]
Edward Edwards, 77, American serial killer, natural causes. [50]
Hugh FitzRoy, 11th Duke of Grafton, 92, British aristocrat. [5
Pierre Gauvreau, 88, Canadian painter and television screenplay writer. [52] (French)
ReplyDeleteTal Herzberg, 41, Israeli-born American record producer, sound engineer and musician, illness. [53]
Blažena Holišová, 80, Czech film and theatre actress. [54] (Czech)
Arthur Lessac, 101, American voice trainer. [55]
E. J. McGuire, 58, Canadian ice hockey coach and scout, cancer. [56]
Giorgos Moschous, 67, Greek rally driving champion, cancer. [57] (Greek)
Hedzer Rijpstra, 91, Dutch politician. [58] (Dutch)
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Thøger Birkeland, 89, Danish children's book author. [59] (Danish)
Jim Blair, 64, Scottish footballer, natural causes. [60]
John Bottomley, 50, Canadian singer-songwriter, suicide. [61]
Mike Campbell, 78, Zimbabwean farmer who challenged Robert Mugabe (Campbell v Zimbabwe), complications from torture. [62]
L. J. Davis, 70, American writer. [63]
Coyote McCloud, 68, American disc jockey. [64]
Patricia Miccio, 56, Argentine television host, model and fashion designer, breast cancer. [65]
Johnny Morris, 87, English footballer. [66]
Skip O'Brien, 60, American actor (CSI). [67]
Enterbio Reyes Bello, 41, Mexican politician, Mayor of Copanatoyac, shot. [68] (Spanish)
F. Gordon A. Stone, 85, British chemist. [69]
Sujatha, 58, Indian actress. [70]
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Baruch Samuel Blumberg, 85, American doctor, Nobel laureate in medicine, heart attack. [71]
Ann Loeb Bronfman, 78, American philanthropist, complications from empheseyma. [72]
Nikiforos Naneris, 71, Greek actor, kidney failure. [73] (Greek)
Ange-Félix Patassé, 74, Central African politician, Prime Minister (1976–1978) and President (1993–2003). [74]
Gil Robbins, 80, American folk singer (The Highwaymen), father of Tim Robbins. [75]
Larry Shepard, 92, American baseball manager (Pittsburgh Pirates) and coach (Cincinnati Reds). [76]
Peter Stelzer, 66, American Emmy-winning television producer (Miss Evers' Boys) and actor (Voyage of the Rock Aliens). [77]
Manolis Stratas, 32, Greek motorcycle racing champion, traffic collision. [78] (Greek)
John Adler, 51, American politician, U.S. Representative from New Jersey (2009–2011), infective endocarditis. [79]
ReplyDeleteEdward Bigelow, 93, American dancer and administrator of the New York City Ballet, car accident. [80]
Scott Columbus, 54, American drummer (Manowar). [81]
Dosta Dimovska, 57, Macedonian poet and politician, after short illness. [82]
Hanni Gehring, 84, German Olympic cross country skier. [83] (German) (death announced on this date)
Jackson Lago, 76, Brazilian politician, Governor of Maranhão (2007–2009), cancer. [84] (Portuguese)
Ned McWherter, 80, American politician, Speaker of the Tennessee House of Representatives (1973–1987) and Governor (1987–1995), cancer. [85]
Juliano Mer-Khamis, 52, Israeli actor and political activist, shot. [86]
Tonia Nikolaidi, 84, Greek engraver. [87] (Greek)
Witta Pohl, 73, German actress, leukemia. [88] (German)
Wayne Robson, 64, Canadian actor. [89]
Craig Thomas, 68, Welsh author, pneumonia. [90]
Juan Tuñas, 93, Cuban footballer. [91] (Spanish)
Vakur Versan, 94, Turkish legal scholar, author and professor (Istanbul University). [92] (Turkish)
Boško Vuksanović, 83, Croatian Olympic silver medal-winning (1952) water polo player. [93] (Croatian)
Tassos Zografos, 85, Greek painter, stage and art director, after short illness. [94] (Greek)
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Rafique Alam, 81, Indian politician, heart attack. [95]
Amy Applegren, 83, American baseball player (All-American Girls Professional Baseball League). [96]
Ulli Beier, 88, German writer. [97]
William Henry Bullock, 83, American Roman Catholic prelate, Bishop of Des Moines (1987–1993) and Madison (1993–2003), lung cancer. [98]
Martin Horton, 76, English cricketer, after long illness. [99]
Edith Klestil, 78, Austrian first lady (1992–1998), first wife of President Thomas Klestil, cancer. [100] (German) (death announced on this date)
Yevgeny Lyadin, 84, Russian midfielder footballer. [101] (Russian)
Marian Pankowski, 91, Polish writer. [102] (Polish)
Calvin Russell, 62, American protest singer-songwriter and guitarist. [103]
Mandi Schwartz, 23, Canadian college ice hockey player, acute myeloid leukemia. [104]
Gustavo Sondermann, 29, Brazilian racing driver, race crash. [105] (Portuguese)
John A. Tory, 81, Canadian lawyer and corporate executive, stroke. [106]
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Reshat Bardhi, 76, Albanian religious figure, head of the Bektashi order. [107]
Larry Finch, 60, American basketball player and coach (Memphis Tigers). [108]
John C. Haas, 92, American businessman (Rohm and Haas), natural causes. [109]
Efrain Loyola, 94, Cuban flautist. [110]
James McNulty, 92, Canadian politician, MP for Lincoln (1962–1968) and St. Catharines (1968–1972). [111]
Ragnar Nygren, 72, Swedish rock and roll musician, cancer. [112] (Swedish)
Harold Rottenberg, 105, American painter. [113]
Tom Silverio, 65, Dominican-born American baseball player (California Angels). [114] (Spanish)
Bill Varney, 77, American Oscar-winning sound editor (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back). [115]
Lou Gorman, 82, American baseball executive and general manager (Boston Red Sox, Seattle Mariners). [116]
ReplyDeleteJane Gregory, 51, British Olympic equestrian, heart attack. [117]
Georgy Gryaznov, 77, Russian Orthodox Archbishop of Chelyabinsk and Zlatoust (1989–1996), stroke. [118] (Russian)
Manning Marable, 60, American professor (Columbia University). [119]
Edel Ojeda, 82, Mexican Olympic boxer. [120] (Spanish)
Siri Skare, 52, Norwegian lieutenant colonel, first Norwegian female military pilot. [121] (Norwegian)
Mar Varkey Vithayathil, 83, Indian Syro-Malabar Catholic hierarch, Cardinal (from 2001), Major Archbishop of Ernakulam-Angamaly (from 1999). [122]
Brynle Williams, 62, Welsh activist (fuel protests) and politician, AM for North Wales (from 2003). [123]
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