Dell Touch Screen Troll

10:43:46		Jack Offasorous	Initial Question/Comment: mbdesign8@gmail.com
10:43:52		System	You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
10:43:52		System	Connected with Susheel T
10:43:57		Susheel T	Hello Jack :)
10:44:01		Susheel T	Welcome to Dell US Chat! My name is susheel kumar and I will be your Dell.com Sales Chat Expert. I can be reached at susheel_kumar_t@dell.com or via phone at 1-800-BUY-DELL ext. 4161528. How can I help you today?
10:44:36		Susheel T	are we still connected jack ?
10:45:30		Jack Offasorous	yeah
10:45:41		Jack Offasorous	so I got a dell computer monitor
10:46:16		Susheel T	Glad you chatted in today..!
10:47:41		Susheel T	how may i help you with that jack
10:48:01		Jack Offasorous	and I thought it was touch screen,
10:48:14		Jack Offasorous	so i presseed on it and it didn't work, so I pressed on it again
10:48:16		Jack Offasorous	harder
10:48:43		Jack Offasorous	and it broke so now i have glass in my finger and it is juist spread all over the place
10:48:46		Jack Offasorous	i am scared
10:48:50		Jack Offasorous	can you come to my house?
10:50:21		Jack Offasorous	hello?
10:50:26		Susheel T	I am really sorry. You have reached the Sales Team for New Computers. I wish I could help you with this but unfortunately I don’t have the proper access to the information or the details you might need. So I kindly request you to get in touch with our CUSTOMER CARE on 1-800-624-9897. They are the right people who can assist you or provide resolution to the issue. So I request you to please call them.
10:51:44		Jack Offasorous	ok str you in india?
10:52:12		Susheel T	Yes i am located in india
10:52:18		Jack Offasorous	ahh very niice
10:52:33		Jack Offasorous	i have many indian friends
10:52:45		Jack Offasorous	are u playing cricket right now?
10:53:12		Susheel T	no i am not i am assisting the customers
10:53:12		Susheel T	Is there anything else I can help you with today?
10:54:19		System	The session has ended!