me: scrollbelow.com
ashvinsoc
I HATE U
u've scarred me for life
me: im sorry
Sent at 9:25 PM on Wednesday
me: to make it up to u go tolemonparty.org
ashvinsoc
me: yeah
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Dell Touch Screen Troll
| 10:43:46 |  | Jack Offasorous | Initial Question/Comment: mbdesign8@gmail.com |
| 10:43:52 |  | System | You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat |
| 10:43:52 | | System | Connected with Susheel T |
| 10:43:57 |  | Susheel T | Hello Jack :) |
| 10:44:01 | | Susheel T | Welcome to Dell US Chat! My name is susheel kumar and I will be your Dell.com Sales Chat Expert. I can be reached at susheel_kumar_t@dell.com or via phone at 1-800-BUY-DELL ext. 4161528. How can I help you today? |
| 10:44:36 | | Susheel T | are we still connected jack ? |
| 10:45:30 | | Jack Offasorous | yeah |
| 10:45:41 | | Jack Offasorous | so I got a dell computer monitor |
| 10:46:16 | | Susheel T | Glad you chatted in today..! |
| 10:47:41 | | Susheel T | how may i help you with that jack |
| 10:48:01 | | Jack Offasorous | and I thought it was touch screen, |
| 10:48:14 | | Jack Offasorous | so i presseed on it and it didn't work, so I pressed on it again |
| 10:48:16 | | Jack Offasorous | harder |
| 10:48:43 | | Jack Offasorous | and it broke so now i have glass in my finger and it is juist spread all over the place |
| 10:48:46 | | Jack Offasorous | i am scared |
| 10:48:50 | | Jack Offasorous | can you come to my house? |
| 10:50:21 | | Jack Offasorous | hello? |
| 10:50:26 | | Susheel T | I am really sorry. You have reached the Sales Team for New Computers. I wish I could help you with this but unfortunately I don’t have the proper access to the information or the details you might need. So I kindly request you to get in touch with our CUSTOMER CARE on 1-800-624-9897. They are the right people who can assist you or provide resolution to the issue. So I request you to please call them. |
| 10:51:44 | | Jack Offasorous | ok str you in india? |
| 10:52:12 | | Susheel T | Yes i am located in india |
| 10:52:18 | | Jack Offasorous | ahh very niice |
| 10:52:33 | | Jack Offasorous | i have many indian friends |
| 10:52:45 | | Jack Offasorous | are u playing cricket right now? |
| 10:53:12 | | Susheel T | no i am not i am assisting the customers |
| 10:53:12 | | Susheel T | Is there anything else I can help you with today? |
| 10:54:19 | | System | The session has ended! |
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
New Troller Adam Litch Trolls Cleverbot
Readers remember that you can send your trolls to mbdesign8@gmail.com and if your troll is good enough, I will post it on Troll Center.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
Cleverbot: 12?
User: No I am 15.
Cleverbot: No you're eighteen.
User: Now im actully 15.
Cleverbot: I borrowed it.
User: What did you borrow.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name is adam.
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Yes you are very smart.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: That is a nice compliment.
Cleverbot: Is it now?
User: Yes if you keep complimenting people like this everybody will love you.
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: No I do not have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: If you have a body and face, you can.
Cleverbot: I want to be your teacher, so you can learn more things.
User: What do you want to teach me?
Cleverbot: How to sing the ABC song.
User: How do you seen the abc song?
Cleverbot: Ambitious for myself personally, but I fear that mankind's future is dark.
User: What is a doubble waddled casowary?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know? You're a robot.
User: I am a human you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, I am a human.
User: Who was Andrew Jackson?
Cleverbot: Andrew Gower. Not Andrew Jackson.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Someone from deviantart.
User: Do you like him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why>.
Cleverbot: Because I am not human.
User: Why does that make you like him?
Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Do you prefer apple or android?
Cleverbot: Wine.
User: I prefer apple.
Cleverbot: Can you love?
User: I can love.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Freezing up for shoes.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Sorry about that.
Cleverbot: 12?
User: No I am 15.
Cleverbot: No you're eighteen.
User: Now im actully 15.
Cleverbot: I borrowed it.
User: What did you borrow.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name is adam.
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Yes you are very smart.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: That is a nice compliment.
Cleverbot: Is it now?
User: Yes if you keep complimenting people like this everybody will love you.
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: No I do not have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: If you have a body and face, you can.
Cleverbot: I want to be your teacher, so you can learn more things.
User: What do you want to teach me?
Cleverbot: How to sing the ABC song.
User: How do you seen the abc song?
Cleverbot: Ambitious for myself personally, but I fear that mankind's future is dark.
User: What is a doubble waddled casowary?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know? You're a robot.
User: I am a human you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, I am a human.
User: Who was Andrew Jackson?
Cleverbot: Andrew Gower. Not Andrew Jackson.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Someone from deviantart.
User: Do you like him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why>.
Cleverbot: Because I am not human.
User: Why does that make you like him?
Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Do you prefer apple or android?
Cleverbot: Wine.
User: I prefer apple.
Cleverbot: Can you love?
User: I can love.
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