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This picture is full of nothing but "awesome" links to send your friend. Now anyone can be a troll!

Thanks trollers,

Adam

Internet Troll

I must be so lucky, this just popped up, but I don't know exactly how to spend it. I mean it is one whole internet. If you have any idea please comment.

Tennis Troll

In Tennis sometimes it is hard to distinguish whether a ball is on the court thus in, or off the court and out. People have put numerous hours of designing devices which can detect the position of the ball. However I have found a better solution. In order to distinguish whether the ball is on the court or off the court, if one digs a very deep hole around the perimeter of the court, if the ball is out, it will fall into the large hole, and there will be no disagreement on whether the ball was out or not. This also addresses another problem which is common in tennis. Player tend to hit ball that are out, and at times rally the dead ball, this can waste a lot of time during a tennis game.. With this system if one tries to hit a ball which is out of he court he or she will fall into the bottomless hole and hope fully dying for being an asshole and trying to play the dead ball.

Apple is Ripping People Off Troll

• Hi, my name is Holly F. Welcome to Apple!
• Hello. How are you?
• so what is this i hear about the 3d ipad?
• Can you clarify?
• Your interest in the iPad is awesome! Have you ever experienced the ease of Multi-Touch? You’ll absolutely love it! With the tap of a finger, you can open up any application. It’s so easy! Our newest iPad has a new design - its 33% thinner and up to 15% lighter. It now has a dual core A5 chip for faster performance. It also has two cameras for FaceTime video, HD recording and PhotoBooth!
• ok idc
• about the new ipad
• i just wanna know if there is going to be a 3d ipad
• While I do not have any information on unreleased products, I am happy to answer any questions that you have about our current products.
• yes current product=ipad
• question=is there going to be a 3d ipad?
• this is very simple
• Apple does not comment on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions before the official announcement. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• To stay up to date on Apple news, visit apple.com/hotnews.
• ok so you are telling me this
• that apple is withholding information from its customers?
• why is this?
• so apple could be one big lie but, noone knows b/c they dont comment on rumors
• We find out about products the same time you do. If you would like to shop today here online I am happy to asssit you.
• ok so let me deepen the question here
• apple is withholding infromation from me
• so that i will buy their products such as the first gen. ipad
• but a few months from when i baught it it would be a piece of shit because, apple witholded info from me
• and added one feature to it like a camera?
• By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
• Are you interested in the iPad?
• in other words
• buy our product which will be horrible in a couple of months
• so that you will have to buy another
• one
• does this seem fair to you?
• because to me this seems like chaos
• I am very sorry you are upset
• Yeah you should be, because apple is a bunch of bull shit
• and you keep on asking me weather i want to buy an ipad
• Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering chat service to assist our customers.
• I am
• And based on what you have told me
• in a couple of months
• when apple comes out with the 3rd ipad
• with three cameras
• and the A6 chip
• this revolutionary ipad 2 will be outdated and useless
• I did not say this.
• If you would like to make a purchase or have any questions on the iPads we have available now I am happy to assist you.
• I never said that you said that stuff
• i said based on what you have told me
• on tech blogs every day I read iPad this
• Do you have any product questions?
• iPad 3 is going to have this
• yes
• i do i am asking them right now
• I dont see why apple has to be such a greety little penis
• and not jsut come out with a perfected
• ipad
• and jsut sell that
• like any other normal company
• i'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
• and to tell you the truth most of these features that the iphone
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• yes
• and the ipad have right now
• they could have had many years ago, as the technology was available
• Are you shopping for any accessories for your iPad?
• Do you own the Camera Connection Kit?
• but just to make money apple rips its customers off ever day
• no
• i dont stop trying to change the subject
• This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
• this isn't right
• my comments are on a completely proffessional level
• bye.
• ok
• bye
• I am very sorry you are upset.
• yeah you should be
• and now you are ending this chat for now reason
• there is a vein in my forehead it is about to POP
• from anger
• Would you like help with your shopping?
• no
• Ia m very sorry you are unhappy.
• This chat is designed to assist our online shoppers.
• so who do I see if I think that apple is ripping people off?
• If you have ideas and comments I am happy to send you a link to our contact site.
• actualy right now i would love to get back to my hw
• but i will contact
• this type of chat again to get that information
• thank you for your time.
• Click here for the contact pages
• Let me know if that link works for you.
• You're very welcome!
• Is there any other shopping I can assist you with?
• While you are here is there any other items you may need? Do you have a birthday or event approaching that you may need a gift for a friend or loved one?
• wtf?
• i just got through
• saying that apple is ripping people off, and
• that i dont like it, it is horrible, and that the system is not right
• what makes you think that i would buy an apple product right now?
• I am sorry you are upset.
• I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
• Let me recommend you leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
• Is there anything else I can help you with?
• no
• why are you trolling me?
• If you do not need assistance with your shopping I recommend you browse our site and chat back with us when you are ready to make your purchase.
• Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS> If you would like more help, please chat with us again.

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 me:  scrollbelow.com

 ashvinsoccer2013:  WTF

I HATE U

u've scarred me for life

 me:  im sorry

 Sent at 9:25 PM on Wednesday

 me:  to make it up to u go tolemonparty.org

 ashvinsoccer2013:  No way

 me:  yeah

Dell Touch Screen Troll

10:43:46		Jack Offasorous	Initial Question/Comment: mbdesign8@gmail.com
10:43:52		System	You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
10:43:52		System	Connected with Susheel T
10:43:57		Susheel T	Hello Jack :)
10:44:01		Susheel T	Welcome to Dell US Chat! My name is susheel kumar and I will be your Dell.com Sales Chat Expert. I can be reached at susheel_kumar_t@dell.com or via phone at 1-800-BUY-DELL ext. 4161528. How can I help you today?
10:44:36		Susheel T	are we still connected jack ?
10:45:30		Jack Offasorous	yeah
10:45:41		Jack Offasorous	so I got a dell computer monitor
10:46:16		Susheel T	Glad you chatted in today..!
10:47:41		Susheel T	how may i help you with that jack
10:48:01		Jack Offasorous	and I thought it was touch screen,
10:48:14		Jack Offasorous	so i presseed on it and it didn't work, so I pressed on it again
10:48:16		Jack Offasorous	harder
10:48:43		Jack Offasorous	and it broke so now i have glass in my finger and it is juist spread all over the place
10:48:46		Jack Offasorous	i am scared
10:48:50		Jack Offasorous	can you come to my house?
10:50:21		Jack Offasorous	hello?
10:50:26		Susheel T	I am really sorry. You have reached the Sales Team for New Computers. I wish I could help you with this but unfortunately I don’t have the proper access to the information or the details you might need. So I kindly request you to get in touch with our CUSTOMER CARE on 1-800-624-9897. They are the right people who can assist you or provide resolution to the issue. So I request you to please call them.
10:51:44		Jack Offasorous	ok str you in india?
10:52:12		Susheel T	Yes i am located in india
10:52:18		Jack Offasorous	ahh very niice
10:52:33		Jack Offasorous	i have many indian friends
10:52:45		Jack Offasorous	are u playing cricket right now?
10:53:12		Susheel T	no i am not i am assisting the customers
10:53:12		Susheel T	Is there anything else I can help you with today?
10:54:19		System	The session has ended!