- Hi, my name is Holly F. Welcome to Apple!
- Hello. How are you?
- so what is this i hear about the 3d ipad?
- Can you clarify?
- Your interest in the iPad is awesome! Have you ever experienced the ease of Multi-Touch? You’ll absolutely love it! With the tap of a finger, you can open up any application. It’s so easy! Our newest iPad has a new design - its 33% thinner and up to 15% lighter. It now has a dual core A5 chip for faster performance. It also has two cameras for FaceTime video, HD recording and PhotoBooth!
- ok idc
- about the new ipad
- i just wanna know if there is going to be a 3d ipad
- While I do not have any information on unreleased products, I am happy to answer any questions that you have about our current products.
- yes current product=ipad
- question=is there going to be a 3d ipad?
- this is very simple
- Apple does not comment on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions before the official announcement. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
- By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
- To stay up to date on Apple news, visit apple.com/hotnews.
- ok so you are telling me this
- that apple is withholding information from its customers?
- why is this?
- so apple could be one big lie but, noone knows b/c they dont comment on rumors
- We find out about products the same time you do. If you would like to shop today here online I am happy to asssit you.
- ok so let me deepen the question here
- apple is withholding infromation from me
- so that i will buy their products such as the first gen. ipad
- but a few months from when i baught it it would be a piece of shit because, apple witholded info from me
- and added one feature to it like a camera?
- By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
- Are you interested in the iPad?
- in other words
- buy our product which will be horrible in a couple of months
- so that you will have to buy another
- one
- does this seem fair to you?
- because to me this seems like chaos
- I am very sorry you are upset
- Yeah you should be, because apple is a bunch of bull shit
- and you keep on asking me weather i want to buy an ipad
- Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering chat service to assist our customers.
- I am
- And based on what you have told me
- in a couple of months
- when apple comes out with the 3rd ipad
- with three cameras
- and the A6 chip
- this revolutionary ipad 2 will be outdated and useless
- I did not say this.
- If you would like to make a purchase or have any questions on the iPads we have available now I am happy to assist you.
- I never said that you said that stuff
- i said based on what you have told me
- on tech blogs every day I read iPad this
- Do you have any product questions?
- iPad 3 is going to have this
- yes
- i do i am asking them right now
- I dont see why apple has to be such a greety little penis
- and not jsut come out with a perfected
- ipad
- and jsut sell that
- like any other normal company
- i'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
- and to tell you the truth most of these features that the iphone
- I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
- yes
- and the ipad have right now
- they could have had many years ago, as the technology was available
- Are you shopping for any accessories for your iPad?
- Do you own the Camera Connection Kit?
- but just to make money apple rips its customers off ever day
- no
- i dont stop trying to change the subject
- This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
- this isn't right
- my comments are on a completely proffessional level
- bye.
- ok
- bye
- I am very sorry you are upset.
- yeah you should be
- and now you are ending this chat for now reason
- there is a vein in my forehead it is about to POP
- from anger
- Would you like help with your shopping?
- no
- Ia m very sorry you are unhappy.
- This chat is designed to assist our online shoppers.
- so who do I see if I think that apple is ripping people off?
- If you have ideas and comments I am happy to send you a link to our contact site.
- actualy right now i would love to get back to my hw
- but i will contact
- this type of chat again to get that information
- thank you for your time.
- Let me know if that link works for you.
- You're very welcome!
- Is there any other shopping I can assist you with?
- While you are here is there any other items you may need? Do you have a birthday or event approaching that you may need a gift for a friend or loved one?
- wtf?
- i just got through
- saying that apple is ripping people off, and
- that i dont like it, it is horrible, and that the system is not right
- what makes you think that i would buy an apple product right now?
- I am sorry you are upset.
- I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
- Let me recommend you leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
- Is there anything else I can help you with?
- no
- why are you trolling me?
- If you do not need assistance with your shopping I recommend you browse our site and chat back with us when you are ready to make your purchase.
- Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS> If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Apple is Ripping People Off Troll
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You are an idiot. First off these people are here to help when shopping online and have no control over anything Apple does. Second, I assume that you work at McDonalds and have some free time on your hands, so you feel it necessary to 'troll' other people to make yourself feel better, for some reason I have yet to figure out. So okay, McDonalds makes food that makes individuals obese, so does that mean that I walk into where you work and demand to know why you make products that make people fat? (this is all hypothetical if you haven't figured this out by now) The nature of any technology is, that there will ALWAYS be something new and better on the way, and maybe when you figure this out, you may understand how a business works. Do you think that a multi-billion dollar company is concerned that you feel ripped off because they won't give you, one of over six billion people, the answers to a product that does not even exist? People like you are the reason that America is in shambles.
ReplyDeleteLet me answer your comment part by part you "steve jobs fucker". First off i don't think that i have control over anything that apple does, I'm trying to make a point. And your assumption is far from reality, as im far from working at McDonalds and probably never will. And your hypothetical example makes no sense. What I am trying to say is that Steve Jobs is out of ideas, and is holding back on features to make more money. The current ipad could have very well been the first ipad, as the duel camera technology and face-time were available on the iphone 4 which came out at about the same time as the ipad. I also do understand that technology is constantly evolving, but apple isn't evolving, it is holding it features back and adding them one by one. Its like if you $500 for a McDonald's burger that u will use over a long time, but it doesn't have buns, you wait a while and they come out with a new burger whit buns, would that not piss you off? Would it not piss you off that when you baught your hamburger it could have had buns but McDonalds was holding back? This is the case with the ipad 2's cameras and "A5 chip" and smart cover. And this isn't called business it's called stretching one idea way longer than it can go. And are you really that narrow minded to think that I live in America? If you know so much about technology you should know that it connects the world. And America isn't in shamble because of me, it's in shamble because of people like you who don't realize that most all american companies are constantly ripping you off, and also because most Americans just care about reality shows, Facebook, movies and sex, they also just think about the now not the future, that is why America is in shambles. BTW I commend you on being able to type with Steve Job's dick in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteYeah I am not American, however I would like to appolagize for calling you a “Steve Jobs fucker”, you are obviously not who I though you were. I do agree with you, updates were made on the second ipad, and they did make it more versatile. But my argument is that these updates could have been made the first time around. Think about it what was added to the ipad 2? cameras, and “A5” chip and a couple of other “apps” you can say such as ibook. Looking at these “updates” we can see that they could have been added onto the first ipad too. The dual camera system and facetime came out on the iphone 4, which came out at the same time as the ipad so they could have easily been put into the ipad 2. The A5 chip has ptty much nothing different but the number in front of the A. And things like the ibook could have been and as apps, as the new OS could have been downloaded. The life of some PC’s are 2 years, some are more. But I do have a PC and yes it has had some hardware problems but not so bad that ive had to change it during 4 years ive owned it. But let me tell you something, there are a bunch of different PC manufacturers such as Dell, HP, Asus, Toshiba and... Each of these companies produce many different models of computers, some have a life span of less than 2 years, and some have the life span of 5 years or more, it all depends on how much you are willing to pay, and which manufacturer you pick as it all makes a difference. Because of this you can’t group all of these computers as a PC and say that it sucks, because there are both good and bad computers in this group. You also can’t compare a group of manufacturers to one which is apple. Another factor weighing in on the life of your computer is how you use it, and just because you are a computer science major doesn’t mean that you perfectly use your computer. And have you asked them why they had to change their computers? You have obviously worked with a PC to know that you get notifications and whatnot, but you say that you have no protection what so ever. It is true macs don’t get viruses as easily as some computers that are not manufactured by apple. But let me tell you something if you have a PC and you aren’t a complete dumbass who clicks on free iphone apps, or download now links it’s not that easy to get a virus either. And I mean you can tell whatever you want to your friends, but I believe that the only thing that you are paying for when you buy a mac is the shell that gotta be honest with you looks ptty cool. And I mean you don’t move away from a country just because of a reality show or how the people living there think, and yes it is what America has come to and it is very sad.
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